My friend, Matt Hyde, and I used to collect and make a list of all the funny headlines we found on msn.com. The editor of this site has a sense of humor. In the headlines to the top left there is always one headline that is a little off or intentionally funny. Today's headline......
3 Year Old Hitler Can Not Get Name On Cake
This is an article of a little boy named Adolf Hitler Campbell. His parents were upset and made a stink that the local Shop Rite would not inscribe the boys full name and a swastika on his birthday cake. The title of this article should be......
MORONIC PARENTS NAME CHILD AFTER THE WORLD'S WORST MURDERER AND NUTCASE!!!
It gets better...the brother has a sister named Joycelynn Aryan Nation Campbell and a sister on the way to be named Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. (They are too stupid to realize that Hitler's right hand man was named HIMMLER, not Hinler). It baffles me how these parents are so confused and surprised that people are not accepting of the name. Poor kids.
5 comments:
Are you serious? I haven't heard anything about this... That is insane!! Poor Kids.. Child Services may need to watch these guys closely.
Oh my gosh! You have GOT to be kidding.
Silence.........FOR THE FREAKING IDIOT PARENTS! CAN'T THEY JUST BE INFERTILE? CAN'T THEY? oh my goodness.
Maybe he & his sibs will have enough sense to move far away from parent like that, change their names to Al, Joyce An and Honeylyn meet a bunch of loving and caring friends and go on to lead perfectly normal lives. We will have to keep a watch out for them later on and make sure that we befriend them if we can. I like strange names, but I think I will draw the line at naming my kids after someone like they did.
This is hilarious! Parents try too hard to be "clever." My cousin named her son, Trucker, and her husband drives a truck as a job. Some peoples kids. :)
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