I Think I Must Be Losing My Mind!!!!

"They're Coming To Take Me Away!"
by: Dr. Demento

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and
they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds
and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and
toes and they'recoming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

Lately I think I must be losing my mind! Today, I had lunch which was provided at work. After lunch, I hopped in the Jeep and headed toward Highland to the Smith's to get a cake for a co-worker's birthday. I walked in, perused the lunch counter, decided I was not hungry and decided to leave empty handed! DURH! I already had lunch! I was not there to eat, I was there to get a cake! I drove back to the office, appreciative for the opportunity to enjoy the nice weather in my topless Jeep. It was not until about thirty minutes later that I realized what an idiot I was and that I had entirely forgotten why I left in the first place! Luckily, I was able to get someone else to help me out and pick up a cake. Seriously, I think I must be losing my mind! I don't know, but it seems like I have been less alert ever since I got off of my eating and exercising regiment. I really need to get my head back into the game of life! Either that or file for social security due to mental illness!